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reid, he might as well be invisible oba a obama. nobody cares about him anymore. you have to give him extra attention, i hope. is he here right now, by the way? >> you were hard on l.a. last time. you have to remember, he is one of the biggest hit makers in the world. >> jimmy: listen, you guys get so much attention now, it's almost as if he doesn't exist. >> he has his moments. >> jimmy: but nobody's paying attention to them. >> yes, they are. they're paying attention to him. he's a very smart man. >> jimmy: now, you guys got a great honor the other -- last night, i think it was, right across the street from us, i think we have videotape here. and this is something that is -- usually only done for movie stars, you signed your name and put your hands -- the feet or just the hands? >> just the hands. >> just the hands. >> jimmy: i knnoticed here, you almost ran out of space, you almost had to go with britney spear. but then you guys got -- this is a big deal. are you aware this is a big deal? [ applause ] simon, i enjoyed this. i was looking at your twitter page. r
reid, he might as well be invisible oba a obama. nobody cares about him anymore. you have to give him extra attention, i hope. is he here right now, by the way? >> you were hard on l.a. last time. you have to remember, he is one of the biggest hit makers in the world. >> jimmy: listen, you guys get so much attention now, it's almost as if he doesn't exist. >> he has his moments. >> jimmy: but nobody's paying attention to them. >> yes, they are. they're paying...
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>> president obama is so fat -- >> jimmy: he's as skinny as a rail, but -- >> president obama is so fat -- >> jimmy: all right, how fat is he? >> he is so fat they had to make the oval office round to fit him. >> jimmy: oh. >> see, in india, he is considered very, very fat. >> jimmy: oh, i see, okay, that makes sense. all right, well, thanks so much, guys. [ applause ] thank you. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: there you go. [ applause ] there was -- there was another very heated debate today. this had nothing to do with american politics but it was "american idol." "american idol" comes back in january, with new judges mariah carey and nicki minaj. they shot some of the audition yesterday and you see here, they getting along just great. >> think it's a joke in think it's a joke? say one more disrespectful thing to me, if you say one more disrespectful thing to me, off with your head. >> i'm not being disrespectful. >> off with your head. don't tell me i'm inadequate. you gonna get sent -- i don't feel inadequate. you're the inse secure one sitting up here. if you got a [ bleep ] problem
>> president obama is so fat -- >> jimmy: he's as skinny as a rail, but -- >> president obama is so fat -- >> jimmy: all right, how fat is he? >> he is so fat they had to make the oval office round to fit him. >> jimmy: oh. >> see, in india, he is considered very, very fat. >> jimmy: oh, i see, okay, that makes sense. all right, well, thanks so much, guys. [ applause ] thank you. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: there you go. [ applause...
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president obama: i'm barack obama and... i approve this message. >> jimmy: well, hi there, we're back with aziz ansari. still to come, honey boo boo and mama june, too. and josh turner, as well. are you still shooting "parks and recreation" right now? >> yeah, we're shooting season five now, i think. it's crazy. >> jimmy: you were able to take a break when you went to australia from the show and you're back to work today? >> yeah, we're back filming today. >> jimmy: did you remember to tell arnold schwarzenegger that rob lowe -- you know, i have a feeling that maybe rob lowe told 12 people to tell the governor that he couldn't make it to the party, maybe you were, like, 11th or something. >> i know. >> jimmy: the only real explanation. >> he ruined my arnold conversation. i could have pitched him "jingle all of the way 2." >> jimmy: do you watch the show "here comes honey boo boo?" >> i haven't seen it. someone's like, what? you haven't seen it? yes, i haven't seen it. [ laughter ] but i have heard it's quite a phenomenon. i
president obama: i'm barack obama and... i approve this message. >> jimmy: well, hi there, we're back with aziz ansari. still to come, honey boo boo and mama june, too. and josh turner, as well. are you still shooting "parks and recreation" right now? >> yeah, we're shooting season five now, i think. it's crazy. >> jimmy: you were able to take a break when you went to australia from the show and you're back to work today? >> yeah, we're back filming today....
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>> jimmy: mitt romney said that. >> barack obama. >> jimmy: so you're supporting barack obama. [ cheers and applause ] is there any way that mitt romney can win your vote back? is there anything he could do for you that would get you to vote for him assuming you can vote at 7 years old? [ laughter ] no? nothing. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: did you hear about that? >> i don't really listen to a lot of the media. a lot of times -- i didn't know we beat the republican convention, we tied the democratic -- didn't know anything about that. she's looking at the camera. >> jimmy: you looking at yourself on television? >> yes. she did at ktla this morning. >> jimmy: we saw that. you like being on television? >> yes! >> jimmy: you do. well, obviously you like watching yourself on television. >> honey boo boo! >> jimmy: what do you want to be when you grow up? >> tell him what you want to be when you grow up. >> so many things. >> jimmy: you pick as many as you want. >> golly. >> jimmy: what's the number one thing you want to be when you grow up? >> a teach er, a mama and a nurse. >> jimmy: a what
>> jimmy: mitt romney said that. >> barack obama. >> jimmy: so you're supporting barack obama. [ cheers and applause ] is there any way that mitt romney can win your vote back? is there anything he could do for you that would get you to vote for him assuming you can vote at 7 years old? [ laughter ] no? nothing. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: did you hear about that? >> i don't really listen to a lot of the media. a lot of times -- i didn't know we beat the...
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>> well, i was supporting ron paul to be quite honest, but it's -- you know, i'll probably vote for obama. ♪ i don't care whether your republican or democrat. when you get down at this level, you know, you're american and you are going to look out for your friends. ♪ >> thanks to bill weir there. and thank you for watching abc news. hope you check in for "good morning america". they'll have the latest on sandy's aftermath. we're always online, abcnews.com. jimmy kimmel is next. see you tomorrow. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. jon stewart and stephen colbert. >> did you guys know that stephen and i met on j-date? did you know? >> cousin sal's halloween in brooklyn. >> yeah, you did it! all right! open your bag. there you go. >> and music from the avett brothers with the brooklyn philharmonic. an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" philharmonic. an a[ minto ] you know,l live" those ads saying mitt romney would ban all abortions and contraception seemed a bit extreme. so i looked into it. turns out, romney doesn't oppose contraception at all. in fact, he thinks abor
>> well, i was supporting ron paul to be quite honest, but it's -- you know, i'll probably vote for obama. ♪ i don't care whether your republican or democrat. when you get down at this level, you know, you're american and you are going to look out for your friends. ♪ >> thanks to bill weir there. and thank you for watching abc news. hope you check in for "good morning america". they'll have the latest on sandy's aftermath. we're always online, abcnews.com. jimmy kimmel...
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obama and romney still neck and neck. very interesting, did you know it's possible we could wind up with a president and mitt romney and vice president biden, it's true if there is a tie in the electoral college, the senate picks vice president and house picks the president. the senate leans democrat and house leans republican so presumably pick romney and biden, if that happens -- they should make them share an apartment if that happens. that would be great. romney and biden. a dog on every car and a foot in every mouth. overall -- [ applause ] thank you. last night's debate was more civilized than the last one. last night, the candidates agreed on a lot. >> to the governor's credit you supported us going into libya. >> it's wonderful that libya seems to be making some progress. >> we put in the toughest, most crippling sanctions ever. >> absolutely the right thing to do to have crippling sanctions. >> vie thchina is an adversary potential partner. >> we can be a partner with chi china. >> governor romney is right. >> i
obama and romney still neck and neck. very interesting, did you know it's possible we could wind up with a president and mitt romney and vice president biden, it's true if there is a tie in the electoral college, the senate picks vice president and house picks the president. the senate leans democrat and house leans republican so presumably pick romney and biden, if that happens -- they should make them share an apartment if that happens. that would be great. romney and biden. a dog on every...
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>> i would probably have to say michelle obama. >> how come? >> because she gets people in, like, at the core, like, she can make -- she has, like, this, like, it makes people feel like, like, like have sympathy for her. and she kind of, like, it's like a guilt trip kind of thing. so -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: by the way, i was wondering, in the middle of that, as soon as the guy with the eyebrows came on, everyone in the audience started laughing. it turns out he's here in the audience with us. [ laughter ] what's going on? you enjoyed that debate last night? >> i loved it actually. i think i had a dream, i saw the debate in the dream. >> jimmy: are you a professional [ bleep ] artist or -- [ laughter ] is this your wife with you here? >> ah, no, she's my friend. >> jimmy: oh, well, we don't even know if that's true, i guess. [ laughter ] all right, well, thanks for playing along. we have a good show for you tonight. joe walsh is here tonight. and he's going to chat and sing. and we'll be right back with joel mchale, so stick around. [ lane ] y
>> i would probably have to say michelle obama. >> how come? >> because she gets people in, like, at the core, like, she can make -- she has, like, this, like, it makes people feel like, like, like have sympathy for her. and she kind of, like, it's like a guilt trip kind of thing. so -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: by the way, i was wondering, in the middle of that, as soon as the guy with the eyebrows came on, everyone in the audience started laughing. it turns out he's here...
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>> obama. >> i'm pretty sure maybe president obama. >> jimmy: do your parents ever argue? >> yes, a lot. >> jimmy: what do they argue about? go ahead, liam. >> um -- the usual way my mom argues with my mom is with yelling. >> jimmy: with yelling, yeah. they say that's the best way to do it. whoeveryells the loudest wins, right? >> no. because my dad always loses and he always yells the loudest. >> jimmy: he does, he yells the loudest but he loses? how much do you thk the president gets paid? >> weekdays about 50. weekends, about the same thing. >> jimmy: okay. do you think he's makingbout $350 a week? >> probably. >> jimmy: what do you think, juliet? >> $5. >> jimmy: $5 a week? what if i were to tell you that the president spends all his money, his whole paycheck, every week, on cotton candy? >> seriously? >> why would he do that? >> jimmy: he loves it. >> i love cotton candy. >> i thought -- wait, is that true? >> jimmy: yeah, it is true. so, do you believe in tax cuts for the middle class? >> no. >> jimmy: you don't? why not? >> because it's not fair, because it's the ri
>> obama. >> i'm pretty sure maybe president obama. >> jimmy: do your parents ever argue? >> yes, a lot. >> jimmy: what do they argue about? go ahead, liam. >> um -- the usual way my mom argues with my mom is with yelling. >> jimmy: with yelling, yeah. they say that's the best way to do it. whoeveryells the loudest wins, right? >> no. because my dad always loses and he always yells the loudest. >> jimmy: he does, he yells the loudest but he...
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government seems to be doing a good job, although you have never guess who criticized president obama. do you remember michael brown, heck of a job brownie, michael brown? the former director of fema who was forced to resign after hurricane katrina. on monday, he criticized the president. he said obama may have acted too qui quickly. [ laughter ] instead of taking the wait and do nothing approach that worked so well during katrina. that is an interesting point coming from a former fema director and current applebee's employee of the week. [ applause ] things seem to be getting back on track here in new york. limited subway service is scheduled to resume tomorrow at 6:00 a.m. the mta is letting people ride the bus for free, which -- [ cheers and applause ] very good news. people don't have to be anywhere any time soon. make no mistake. no bus ride in new york is ever free. there is always a price that will be paid. [ laughter ] mayor bloomberg announced that all cars coming into new york city via the bridge musts have a minimum of three people in them. unless one of the people is very,
government seems to be doing a good job, although you have never guess who criticized president obama. do you remember michael brown, heck of a job brownie, michael brown? the former director of fema who was forced to resign after hurricane katrina. on monday, he criticized the president. he said obama may have acted too qui quickly. [ laughter ] instead of taking the wait and do nothing approach that worked so well during katrina. that is an interesting point coming from a former fema director...
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when obama won last time, i was doing the press for the first "twilight." i didn't know what was going on. people were screaming in the streets of new york and i had absolutely no idea what was happening. >> jimmy: maybe if obama gets re-elected there will be more "twilight" movies. there will be another series. if i was him, that would be in my commercial. we're going to take a quick break. when we come back, we'll have a look and hopefully -- i think there's going to be tears when we come back. robert pattinson is here. we'll be right back. [ male announcer ] applebee's new spirited cuisine. crafted with a touch of whisky, wine, and beer by highly skilled chefs. yep, this is real. double barrel whisky sirloins and new napa chicken & portobellos, starting at $9.99. see you tomorrow. time for citi price rewind. because your daughter really wants that pink castle thing. and you really don't want to pay more than you have to. only citi price rewind automatically searches for the lowest price. and if it finds one, you get refunded the difference. just use your
when obama won last time, i was doing the press for the first "twilight." i didn't know what was going on. people were screaming in the streets of new york and i had absolutely no idea what was happening. >> jimmy: maybe if obama gets re-elected there will be more "twilight" movies. there will be another series. if i was him, that would be in my commercial. we're going to take a quick break. when we come back, we'll have a look and hopefully -- i think there's going to...
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>>> up next, on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> president obama gave his annual state of the union address tonight. and the state of the union for 2012 is kentucky. congratulations. >> elizabeth banks. >> i directed a porno. it's two girls. one's vacuuming. and one's ironing a shirt. [ laughter ] >> ben mckenzie. and music from mindless behavior. >> jimmy: hi. i'm jimmy kimmel. you caught me at a bad time. i'm about to have a meeting online, with the help of gotomeeting. first, let me get my business partner, adam carolla. hi, adam. >> hi, jimmy. if you don't mind me saying so, you look extra handsome today. >> jimmy: i don't mind you saying that at all. i guess that's h.d. video conferencing for you. let's get guillermo on the line here, too. hello, guillermo? >> hola. >> hola, guillermo. como esta? >> estoy bien. did you know with gotomeeting, is so easy, you can join a meeting with just one click? even from a mobile device? >> jimmy: oh. it almost looks like you're reading. but, no. i didn't know that. >> well, you can. dumbass. >> jimmy: all right. let's get this meeting going.
>>> up next, on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> president obama gave his annual state of the union address tonight. and the state of the union for 2012 is kentucky. congratulations. >> elizabeth banks. >> i directed a porno. it's two girls. one's vacuuming. and one's ironing a shirt. [ laughter ] >> ben mckenzie. and music from mindless behavior. >> jimmy: hi. i'm jimmy kimmel. you caught me at a bad time. i'm about to have a meeting online,...
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i voted for president obama last time, but we just can't afford fo more years. [ romney ] i'm mitt romney and i approve this message. >>> we're in the williamsburg area of brooklyn, and this is the black and white gallery. inside is something that the locals call art. let's take a look. this is shchantal martin and sh drew all over the walls here. >> thanks for coming down. >> jimmy: thanks for having us. you have a heavy brooklyn accent. >> i know, people keep telling me, what part are you from? and i say, london. i started there and did the line all throughout the gallery. big movement. it's drawing very intuitively, very spontaneously. >> jimmy: the key is a pen. >> the key is the pen. >> jimmy: you can't do this without a pen. >> no. >> jimmy: so, this is spray paint. >> this is outside section. this is my first big piece with spray paint. >> jimmy: so, there's no wall left. what are you working on now? >> well, i filled up all the walls so now i'm working on something pretty exciting. let me show you that. >> jimmy: wow. >> so, this is my latest piece. i'm going to finish it now. >>
i voted for president obama last time, but we just can't afford fo more years. [ romney ] i'm mitt romney and i approve this message. >>> we're in the williamsburg area of brooklyn, and this is the black and white gallery. inside is something that the locals call art. let's take a look. this is shchantal martin and sh drew all over the walls here. >> thanks for coming down. >> jimmy: thanks for having us. you have a heavy brooklyn accent. >> i know, people keep...
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maybe they meant michelle obama would. i like the idea of a fistfight to pick the commander in chief. finally, my dream of a president mike tyson could become a reality. let's do this. here's some interesting technology news. greek scientists -- i didn't know they had greek scientists. i know there's a lot of yogurt over there, but they do. they're developing a thermal imaging technology they say could help police identify drunk people. apparently when you get drunk, the blood vessels in your face dilate and your face gets warmer, and this new technology can detect subtle temperature changes. so, if you want to get drunk in public, you'll have to tape ice cream sandwiches to your face. i don't know why they would spent money on this. you want to know somebody is drunk? here's how you do it. guillermo, are you drunk? >> yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all you have to do is ask. your honesty is refreshing. second night of a new season of "the x factor" aired on fox. this year, the winner of "the x factor
maybe they meant michelle obama would. i like the idea of a fistfight to pick the commander in chief. finally, my dream of a president mike tyson could become a reality. let's do this. here's some interesting technology news. greek scientists -- i didn't know they had greek scientists. i know there's a lot of yogurt over there, but they do. they're developing a thermal imaging technology they say could help police identify drunk people. apparently when you get drunk, the blood vessels in your...
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vote [ bleep ] for obama, okay? all right. we have -- >> i'm mitt romney and a prove this message. >> jimmy: might be doing a better job f romney. i don't know what she's talking about. why does madonna care about our presidential election? isn't she british? obama wrapped endorsements from snoop lion, jay-z and madonna. if he doesn't get elected he can put out a duets album. >>> those watching "monday night football," there was a controversial call at the packers/seahawks game. there's a rumbling of anger. final second of the game, the seahawks threw a hail mary pass that was intersented by the packers. well, this is it. >> to the end zone. it is -- who did they give it to? they get away with one of the most blatant pass interference calls i've ever seen. m.d. jennings intercepts the pass and tate is walking out here -- >> referee: the call on the field stand, touchdown. >> seahawks win in the most bizarre finish you'll ever see. >> jimmy: so the packers lost the game thanks to that call, but -- people who don't care about ju
vote [ bleep ] for obama, okay? all right. we have -- >> i'm mitt romney and a prove this message. >> jimmy: might be doing a better job f romney. i don't know what she's talking about. why does madonna care about our presidential election? isn't she british? obama wrapped endorsements from snoop lion, jay-z and madonna. if he doesn't get elected he can put out a duets album. >>> those watching "monday night football," there was a controversial call at the...
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barry obama. he's just white. paid for by chris rock the vote. >> jimmy: he makes a good point. [ applause ] back to the hurricane. you know, most of the national focus has been on new jersey and new york, but it affected a lot of cities along the east coast. this clip comes to us from providence, rhode island. three counties in rhode island are asking for federal disaster relief. they got hit pretty hard, but not hard enough to blow out the birthday candles at the local nbc affiliate there. they have a regular segment on the news called first birthdays where proud parents sent their newborns in. watch this. keep in mind. this happened on monday, during the hurricane. >> we can't forget first birthdays. let's pass some greetings along. happy first birthday, dawn keibals. >> let's look at the names if we could. >> jimmy: ijaz fahted. egyptian name. and the other is dawn keibals. [ applause ] i know her brother, the whole family. whoever pulled that one, congratulations, that was -- well done. here in brooklyn, thin
barry obama. he's just white. paid for by chris rock the vote. >> jimmy: he makes a good point. [ applause ] back to the hurricane. you know, most of the national focus has been on new jersey and new york, but it affected a lot of cities along the east coast. this clip comes to us from providence, rhode island. three counties in rhode island are asking for federal disaster relief. they got hit pretty hard, but not hard enough to blow out the birthday candles at the local nbc affiliate...
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obama, please, weaseled my way in there. i got to him, i have .5 seconds to explain to him what i'm here for, which was doll funs and -- which was dolphins and whales in the oceans. i went -- and he looked at me and he went, "aren't you that cheerleader?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> and i was like -- yes, yes. that's me. >> jimmy: i think that's one of clinton's lines. [ laughter ] that may have been carried over. very presidential. that's funny. now, you -- you shoot the show "nashville" in nashville. which is unusual. a lot of times that's not the case. have you integrated into the -- have you been accepted by the country music community there? >> you know, we have. and that's one of the best compliments we could possibly get. when we go to these awards and see everyone, it's so family oriented and the epitome of southern hospitality. they all say, thank you so much for representing us, and well, because they have this preconceived notion of what people from the south are like, what country music is like, what nashvi
obama, please, weaseled my way in there. i got to him, i have .5 seconds to explain to him what i'm here for, which was doll funs and -- which was dolphins and whales in the oceans. i went -- and he looked at me and he went, "aren't you that cheerleader?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> and i was like -- yes, yes. that's me. >> jimmy: i think that's one of clinton's lines. [ laughter ] that may have been carried over. very presidential. that's funny. now, you --...
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. >>> up next, on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> president obama gave his annual state of the union address tonight. and the state of the union for 2012 is kentucky. congratulations. >> elizabeth banks. >> i directed a porno. it's essentially two girls. one's vacuuming. and one's ironing a shirt. >> ben mckenzie. and music from mindless behavior. >> how did peanuts get more holidays than jesus? >> a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a
. >>> up next, on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> president obama gave his annual state of the union address tonight. and the state of the union for 2012 is kentucky. congratulations. >> elizabeth banks. >> i directed a porno. it's essentially two girls. one's vacuuming. and one's ironing a shirt. >> ben mckenzie. and music from mindless behavior. >> how did peanuts get more holidays than jesus? >> a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a...
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which is pretty much exactly what she is upset at president obama about, right? in her speech last night, bachmann thanked her husband marcus. if you haven't seen marcus bachmann, he plays cameron on the show "modern family." he's -- well, here is michele. >> i must thank my wonderful husband of 33 years, marcus bachmann. he is the best campaigner in our family and yesterday when we were out on main street in des moines, he was buying dog sunglasses for our dog boomer, while we were out visiting many of the businesses. >> i don't understand why people think he's gay. i know a lot of straight guys that spend the day buying dog sunglasses for their dog boomer. let's watch it again, but this time, if we could, just have marcus, just marcus in this, okay? >> i must thank my wonderful husband of 33 years, marcus bachmann. he is the best campaigner in our family and yesterday, when we were out on main street in des moines, he was buying dog sunglasses for our dog boomer while he were out visiting many of the businesses. >> jimmy: guilty! see? straight as an arrow. i un
which is pretty much exactly what she is upset at president obama about, right? in her speech last night, bachmann thanked her husband marcus. if you haven't seen marcus bachmann, he plays cameron on the show "modern family." he's -- well, here is michele. >> i must thank my wonderful husband of 33 years, marcus bachmann. he is the best campaigner in our family and yesterday when we were out on main street in des moines, he was buying dog sunglasses for our dog boomer, while we...
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the first lady, michelle obama, will be here. halle berry and we'll have music from ciara and prince will be here, too. and the week after that, we're broadcasting from brooklyn, new york, our guests will be howard stern, chris rock, alicia keys, tracy morgan, kelly ripa, jon stewart and stephen colbert, vampire weekend and david letterman, so join us for all that. our first guest tonight is an emmy-nominated actor who gave my life meaning for six glorious seasons of "lost." but we've moved on, or, at least he has moved on. starting tomorrow, you can see him opposite a very serious tyler perry in the new thriller "alex cross." please say hello to matthew fox. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how it's going? i have to say, i'm nervous. i watched your movie today and you're a very bad guy in the movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you're very scary in the movie. >> i tried to be. >> jimmy: and not just acting wise. fuzzicly, you are terrifying in the movie. look at this. this is a photograph. mma fighting you're doing. you have veins in
the first lady, michelle obama, will be here. halle berry and we'll have music from ciara and prince will be here, too. and the week after that, we're broadcasting from brooklyn, new york, our guests will be howard stern, chris rock, alicia keys, tracy morgan, kelly ripa, jon stewart and stephen colbert, vampire weekend and david letterman, so join us for all that. our first guest tonight is an emmy-nominated actor who gave my life meaning for six glorious seasons of "lost." but we've...
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and he looked at me, like, because i did this obama impression that everybody was used to me doing and he looked at me -- that's pretty good. >> jimmy: busted. >> yeah. i'm like, thanks, i've been working on it for a long time. >> jimmy: can they throw you off the detail? can they call abc, say, jake's not allowed -- >> for a bad impression? >> jimmy: for anything. >> no, i mean, i guess they could. i mean, but not when you're with abc news. >> jimmy: right. it wouldn't be appropriate. >> pretty good sense of humor. what people membership not know is that jimmy is a failed cartoonist, as am i. we both pursued that at one point. >> jimmy: you are a very good artist, actually. >> you are -- >> jimmy: let's not get into each other here. >> you should know, he gave me some pens and so a couple of the maps in here were drawn with your pens. >> jimmy: i feel like i've written something. >> i should have acknowledged. so, anyway, one time i was bored, during the 2008 campaign and i did a picture, just a drawing, just, you know, with a ballpoint pen and a piece of campaign it wiliterature of s
and he looked at me, like, because i did this obama impression that everybody was used to me doing and he looked at me -- that's pretty good. >> jimmy: busted. >> yeah. i'm like, thanks, i've been working on it for a long time. >> jimmy: can they throw you off the detail? can they call abc, say, jake's not allowed -- >> for a bad impression? >> jimmy: for anything. >> no, i mean, i guess they could. i mean, but not when you're with abc news. >> jimmy:...